Author Archives : Tom Morphet

The Path Forward

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It seems the rich have us by the short hairs. They control our federal government, which they are dismantling. They control the few corporations that own our economy and have jacked prices so high that they are the only ones not feeling the pinch. If we don’t act soon, most of us will eventually become serfs in their medieval, dystopian…

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March Madness Spawns Return of the Juneau Road

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“March Madness” refers to the effect of big winter on small brains. Cold and darkness topple the frontal lobe, resulting in events that cannot be explained. Husbands leave wives they never deserved. Underqualified and overpaid workers quit their jobs. Villanova beats Georgetown by shooting 79 percent from the floor. Stuff happens in March. So we shouldn’t be surprised that Alaska…

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Return Tlingit Park to the Tlingits

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Due largely to the state and federal governments abandoning their obligations to our town and schools, along with voters’ passage of an ill-considered additional senior property cut last October, the Haines Borough is expected to face a sizable budget shortfall this spring. There will be talk of cutting programs to save money. Here’s an easy reduction the government can make…

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Does Trump Work for Putin?

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A question largely overlooked in the coverage of Donald Trump is why does he dishonor himself? Why does he mock the disabled? Why does he insult our nation’s war heroes? Why, one week before the election, did he use a microphone to pantomime fellatio? Where does dishonorable behavior get him? What does it achieve? Why does he continue with it?…

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Zelensky’s Cause Will Prevail

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“Those gooks were fierce and fearless. That’s the price you pay when you invade.” Rocker Lou Reed, from “Christmas in February” Vladimir Putin won’t own Ukraine. Neither will Donald Trump. The Ukrainians will own their own country for as long as they want to, regardless of the outcome of Putin’s ongoing war of invasion. Modern history shows that occupations following…

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Is This the Death of Honor?

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As a child, I was taught, “It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how you play the game.” That lesson is meant to teach that there is a principle above victory and success that is more important than victory and success – it’s honor. A person’s honor was worth more than anything in the world. It was a person’s…

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Bless Our Oddball Soul

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People like to say that landscape painter Gil Smith was the first Haines hippie, kayaking here from Skagway, a company town, back in 1940. An art school graduate, Smith built a stone-clad house at Zimovia Point and like many hippies thereafter, supported his art with government work – humping a wheelbarrow and surveying for the federal road commission on the…

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Some Mayors I’ve Known

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Old friends say they can’t believe I’m mayor, but it’s human nature to not believe things can happen until they do. Donald Trump was elected president twice, for crying out loud. As Jim Hightower famously said, “If God had wanted us to elect leaders, he’d have given us candidates.” I didn’t expect or want to become the town mayor when…

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What Corporations Don’t Want You to Know

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My wife has been traveling on jets more than 50 years, ever since she was a young child. For the first time yesterday, she became seriously ill on a flight. She felt light-headed and nauseous, and deplaned her flight at a scheduled stop, admitting herself to a hospital. After conducting a battery of tests, doctors determined she was fine. My…

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Why Do We Need A “40 and Under Summit”?

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Through an effort I’m pushing as mayor, the Haines Borough, Chilkoot Indian Association and Haines Chamber of Commerce will hold three lunches in February aimed at connecting with residents 40 and under. The “40 and Under Summit” is intended to be a quick and easy polling of our younger generation, who they are, why they’re here, what they need to…

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