Author Archives : Tom Morphet

Too Much and Too Little of A Good Thing

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The climate people say the Winter Olympics may go away for lack of snow. In Beijing, skiers complain about surfaces of man-made snow that diminish their performances. In the Alps, reflective tarps are used to preserve glaciers, huge tourist attractions that are melting away. In Haines, a half-dozen or more skiers leave every winter for trips to Washington or Colorado,…

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The Biggest Chill

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It was a Sunday 33 years ago almost to the day, and we spent all of it at the Harbor Bar, a dozen bachelors, cheechakoes, alcoholics and the like, sipping drinks, telling stories and shooting pool. No one got drunk but that wasn’t the point. We were there sponging up heat from Jack Martin’s furnace. The thermometer on the bank…

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Paint the Town Red, Yellow and Blue

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If any more COVID money drops into this town unexpected, or some worldwide cataclysm causes a surge in the oil prices or even if neither of those happens, the Haines Borough should consider painting the place. It would be an easy way to improve our look. In Southeast Alaska, our dominant color is gray. Gray comes at us for days…

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Swimming with the Polar Bears

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Linda was sitting on a log at the water’s edge, smoking a cigarette and nipping at a flask bottle of hootch. If ever there’s been a more fitting image of the Haines Polar Bear Dip, I haven’t seen it. We’re a ragtag crew, not an elite athlete in the lot. Linda is neither young nor petite and she sank in…

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Rethinking MLK Jr. Day

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It’s Martin Luther King Jr. Day and I haven’t done a damned thing to promote racial unity or end discrimination. That’s mostly my own fault, of course, but some of the fault lies with society and how, by deifying our heroes, we so often diminish their message. First, it’s a safe bet that MLK would not have been okay with…

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What It Is and What to Do About It

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The temperature at my wife’s house on Lutak Road reads two below zero, it’s snowing hard and that’s not the worst of it. The worst of it is a prediction of rain on what Haines meteorologist Jim Green says is a downtown snowpack of 46 inches and what happens next as a result. Sub-zero temperatures and heavy snowfall are two…

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Build the Lighthouse

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There’s an apocryphal story about Ben Franklin, arguably the most pragmatic leader in colonial America, and a disastrous shipwreck. The wreck claimed the lives of many of the passengers aboard and distraught mourners asked that a chapel be built on the site in remembrance. When the question was put to Franklin he said, “No, build a lighthouse.” We are surrounded…

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The Appeal of the Legend of An Object Gone Missing

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The notary public embosser used by Sol Ripinsky was returned to the Sheldon Museum last month, but half of the die – the part that sqeezes a piece of paper into a raised insignia – is missing. The embosser came from a house, an old Army building on Union Street that Richard and Mary Manuel had spent decades filling shoulder…

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What Is News?

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Not unlike Sarah Palin, the fat, philandering, bankrupt businessman who masqueraded as president liked to bash the press. But “lamestream media” and “fake news” are hardly new. Fifty years ago, soon-to-be disgraced U.S. Vice President Spiro Agnew lambasted reporters as “nattering nabobs of negativism.” Not that press criticisms are the exclusive domain of the right. Progressives can be just as…

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Remembering David and Jenae

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My very limited time with Jenae Larson makes me think she was gifted a rare acceptance of the world. I was at her mom Kim’s house, writing a story about invasive plants and wanted to photograph her with her damnable hawkweed. “Use Jenae as your model,” Kim told me. Jenae, like no other teen-ager, agreed without a word to be…

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