Author Archives : Tom Morphet

What’s the Big, Ugly Parking Lot For?

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It has become embarrassingly obvious that the downtown boat harbor expansion is an unnecessary monstrosity, a huge and ugly pimple on the once pristine face of our stunning waterfront. That this project was driven by hubris and vanity – not by need or by prudence – is nowhere as evident as in the Haines Borough’s recent decision to seek $20…

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New Life for Mosquito Lake School?

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The people who pushed the Haines Borough to save Mosquito Lake School are now looking very, very bright. With only five students enrolled, the Klukwan School is in jeopardy. Like what happened at Mosquito Lake, with fewer than 10 students, the village school is now facing the loss of state funding needed to keep it open. If that happens, the…

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Worst Christmas Present Ever

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Many people in Haines will respond to news of $20 million to rebuild Lutak Dock as great news and a Christmas present from Uncle Sam. They’re wrong. It’s neither of those things. The taxpayer bailout of the dock amounts to a corporate subsidy to Alaska Marine Lines and others in the shipping and freight business. It’s also a huge slice…

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What Will Happen to AIA?

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My friend Pizza Joe is overworried about Fort Seward. Our local government, on the other hand, has been underworried about the Fort for about 70 years, so things have a way of balancing out. Joe is particularly concerned the Alaska Indian Arts building will decay past saving. That’s not likely. AIA has been empty now for a couple years, but…

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Forget Term Limits, Follow the Money

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Unless you want political leaders who are as inept as well as corrupt, stop already with the term-limits memes. It’s not longevity in office that’s corrupting our political system, it’s money. You could replace every member of Congress and Senate every year and get the same result of what we have today – a state and federal government that have…

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Why Haines Teacher Pay Is Low

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The lead story in last week’s Chilkat Valley News reported that Haines teachers are paid less than other public school teachers in Alaska. The story was true, but it wasn’t news. Haines teachers have been paid comparatively less than teachers elsewhere in Alaska for decades. We’ve been over this ground previously, many times. First let me say that I believe…

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Glacier Bears Run Like Never Before

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The Chilkat Valley News headline last week read, “Glacier Bears defend state champ title.” But what Glacier Bear runners achieved in the past few years is bigger than that. Boys and girls teams from Haines High School have won a combined four state championships and five regional championships in three years. That’s an unprecedented number of consecutive titles in any…

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Let’s Find Out Where the Eagles Are

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There are few bald eagles to be seen along the Chilkat River, and that’s thunderously worrisome, as they didn’t show up last year, either. We are, after all, the “Valley of the Eagles,” a motto once emblazoned across Chamber of Commerce stationery and used for decades to lure visitors here. “The largest gathering of bald eagles in the world” was…

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We’ve Been This Stupid Before

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If you’re depressed that we’ve been stupid about the COVID-19 crisis, buck up and learn a little from the past. As a species, we’ve been this stupid before. Plenty of times. And we’ll be this dumb again, and again. We tend to forget that we’re only the planet’s smartest ape. Dolphins have bigger brains. We are still evolving. Consider that…

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Why I Support Josephson, Schnabel

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Some folks might be surprised that I’m endorsing Brenda Josephson and Debra Schnabel for Haines Borough Assembly. Neither of them, after all, share my politics. Neither is progressive, or even liberal, at least in the popular definition of those terms. I have my reasons for supporting these two. Here they are: Experience is the most important attribute of an elected…

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