Author Archives : Tom Morphet

We’ve Been This Stupid Before

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If you’re depressed that we’ve been stupid about the COVID-19 crisis, buck up and learn a little from the past. As a species, we’ve been this stupid before. Plenty of times. And we’ll be this dumb again, and again. We tend to forget that we’re only the planet’s smartest ape. Dolphins have bigger brains. We are still evolving. Consider that…

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Why I Support Josephson, Schnabel

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Some folks might be surprised that I’m endorsing Brenda Josephson and Debra Schnabel for Haines Borough Assembly. Neither of them, after all, share my politics. Neither is progressive, or even liberal, at least in the popular definition of those terms. I have my reasons for supporting these two. Here they are: Experience is the most important attribute of an elected…

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To Solve Bear Issue, Borough Will Have to Pay

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Sometimes ideas must be worded in a certain way for their truth to sink in. Amy at The Bookstore said to me this week, “The bear problem won’t be fixed until the garbage problem is fixed.” Whoomp. There it is. The garbage problem, as it relates to bears, has two main parts: 1) Bears breaching the landfill, and 2) Improper…

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The State Fixed the Wrong Park Road

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One of the ironies of the recent “improvements” along Chilkoot River road is that money spent there for nothing could have gone to provide something very important at Chilkat State Park – access. I recently drove to the end of the Chilkat park road to share a bonfire and a sky full of stars with a friend, but it wasn’t…

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Look On the Bright Side of Cloudy Weather

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For our summer weather, dreary is the new sunshine and for that we should be grateful. Earlier today, a tiny patch of blue sky allowed just enough sun through to light Pyramid Island, creating a micro-landscape of pleasantness. I’m surprised the outdoors people didn’t race there to experience it. Someone could have sold tickets. May and August were dark and…

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Afghanistan? Just Another Rerun

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Almost 50 years ago during and after the turmoil of the Vietnam debacle, a most popular TV show featured two hip Army surgeons wise-cracking about the lunacy of war while working wrist-deep in its horrors. A Saturday Night Live skit from the same era mocked TV commercials aimed at recruiting soldiers. As a nation riven by government-sanctioned killing and its…

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Vote for Experience on Borough Assembly

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Barring some unforeseeable change or revelation, I’m voting for experience in the borough election. I’m voting for the two candidates who’ve been here at least 20 years, have served previously on the assembly and other governmental bodies and have learned a thing or two about the town and how best to govern it. I have nothing against the other two…

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Not Impressed By China

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Of all the things to fear in the world, I’m not afraid of China or particularly impressed by it. But I might be in the minority on that. With the fall of Kabul, a new Facebook meme this week regurgitated something former President Jimmy Carter said to President Trump in 2019 about our country’s wasteful spending on war. “We have…

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Indeed, It’s North to the Future

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I drove north last weekend to see my shadow, to use fifth gear again, to look out at something that was not familiar. I wasn’t disappointed because thankfully, Canada’s still up there, all sunny and civil and kind. Oh, Canada, land of immaculate campground restrooms and free firewood, land of public trails and parks and ice rinks and drivers who…

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The Votes Are In: New, Chilkoot Road Stinks

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I asked park ranger Travis Russell this week what was the main goal of the recent work along the Chilkoot River. He said, “To fix the road.” Unfortunately, the road was never the issue at Chilkoot. The issue was people and how to protect resources there – including world-class bear-viewing and sport-fishing – amid an exponentially increasing number of visitors.…

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