Credit the Haines Sheldon Museum for coming to its own rescue. Then fill out the flier that went into your post office box last week and buy a museum membership. The reason you never needed a membership previously was that the Haines Borough and museum were flush. Now both are struggling and your help is necessary to keep the doors…
It wasn’t a big surprise to read that in addition to not knowing how to swim or to drive a car, Adolf Hitler couldn’t dance. Donald Trump can’t dance either. He moves like a man who never had to court a woman. Dancing isn’t particularly difficult, but it’s impossible for control freaks, as it requires a person to momentarily let…
“We should go forth on the shortest walk, perchance, in the spirit of undying adventure, never to return – prepared to send back our embalmed hearts only as relics to our desolate kingdoms.” Henry David Thoreau “All truly great thoughts are conceived while walking.” Friedrich Nietzsche “Destinations are downers.” Author Ken Ilgunas, after walking 1,900 miles across the Great Plains…
The good Republican boys and girls in Congress are saying that maybe President Trump should be sent to his time-out room at Mar-A-Lago or maybe even be put on double-secret probation. Whoop. Dee. Doo. The mad president orchestrated – or, at the very least incited – a violent and fatal attack on the leadership of the United States government. That’s…
A friend of mine was at Haines Home Building, ordering an oil heater for a home she was building when the late lumberyard owner Bruce Gilbert interrupted her and asked, “An oil heater? What about the Challenge of the North?” Bruce’s implication, as kindly as it surely was intended, was that real Alaskans burn wood. My friend, an office worker…
One day a recreation trail will extend from Carr’s Cove to the Haines Airport. A person can say that with confidence because the route already exists and people are using it in droves – walkers, joggers, bicyclists, skiers, snowshoers and anglers. All that’s left are the formalities, which are considerable but not insurmountable: Getting the Valley of the Eagles Golf…
Hundreds of baboons stormed the U.S. Capitol building yesterday, attempting to seize control of the government, and they got off light. A few died, but had they been black, scores would be dead today. Don’t tell me, gentle reader, to not make this issue about race. It couldn’t be more about race. Race has been the issue all along for…
Well, that was close. Democrats and progressives have reason to be relieved, maybe even jubilant. But that’s tempered by the realization that had President Trump hired just one person to curb his most maniacal statements and behavior, he’d have been reelected. Had he just not hosted a super-spreader event in the Rose Garden, had he just not cleared peaceful protesters…
Australians have a word they use to describe young men long on testosterone and short on brains who drive around late at night, speeding and revving their muscle cars. The word is “hoons.” It’s a word that works on many levels, suggesting a special category of goon, perhaps one so lacking in personality as to be unable to attract attention…
You have to hand it to black pro athletes. They get it. They understand political stakes, and they play for keeps. They could teach a lesson to the rest of us. For three days in August they peacefully shut down the NBA finals and most of the sports world to protest the shooting of Jacob Blake, the black man hit…