Author Archives : Tom Morphet

Last Hurrah of the Angry White Folks

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Hundreds of baboons stormed the U.S. Capitol building yesterday, attempting to seize control of the government, and they got off light. A few died, but had they been black, scores would be dead today. Don’t tell me, gentle reader, to not make this issue about race. It couldn’t be more about race. Race has been the issue all along for…

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This Is America

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Well, that was close. Democrats and progressives have reason to be relieved, maybe even jubilant. But that’s tempered by the realization that had President Trump hired just one person to curb his most maniacal statements and behavior, he’d have been reelected. Had he just not hosted a super-spreader event in the Rose Garden, had he just not cleared peaceful protesters…

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Beware Trump’s Hoons

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Australians have a word they use to describe young men long on testosterone and short on brains who drive around late at night, speeding and revving their muscle cars. The word is “hoons.” It’s a word that works on many levels, suggesting a special category of goon, perhaps one so lacking in personality as to be unable to attract attention…

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To Beat A Rabid Minority, Shut Down the System

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You have to hand it to black pro athletes. They get it. They understand political stakes, and they play for keeps. They could teach a lesson to the rest of us. For three days in August they peacefully shut down the NBA finals and most of the sports world to protest the shooting of Jacob Blake, the black man hit…

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Biden Loses Big in First Debate

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“I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.” George Bernard Shaw All he had to do was look presidential. All he had to do was not rise to Trump’s bait. All he had to do to respond to President Trump’s lies was to say, every time, “That is simply not true.” Then…

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I Voted Via Email

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In our town’s municipal election, I voted by email, from 4,000 miles away. It was simple, and I have no fear that my vote was discarded, intercepted or altered in any way. Alaska trails the rest of the nation in many areas – social advances, public education, and plumbing to name only a few – but the Last Frontier figured…

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Open Letter to A New Assembly Member

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Congratulations. You’re in power. Now you must sit down with your fellow assembly members and come to some agreement about what you’d like to get done. This will be your most single most important achievement and it’s not as difficult as it sounds. But it must be done at least annually, perhaps even quarterly, or your leadership will be blown…

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We Laid Off Our Contact Tracer

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Infectious diseases have ravaged human populations regularly since forever. Bubonic plague. Spanish flu. Yellow fever. Tuberculosis. Polio. Measles. Mumps. Rubella. Ebola. West Nile. Most of us walk around with a permanent tattoo on our shoulders left by vaccinations to ward off childhood diseases that in an earlier age would have maimed or killed us. In Alaska, white man’s diseases like…

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Freedom to Roll the Dice on COVID

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Juneau, Alaska – At Tuesday’s Haines Borough Assembly, the town’s most outspoken civil libertarian thanked leaders for not mandating face masks, as has been done here and in Anchorage. “Freedom is the most important thing we have,” he said. That was incorrect, of course. It was Thom Jefferson who nailed our inalienable rights right on the kisser and in the…

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Hope and the Human Voice

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Nine years ago, I was in Reims, France on a bicycle. I’d sat in a restaurant with a bottle of champagne and a plate of escargot until after dark, but I still wanted to glimpse the town’s famous cathedral, a giant and historic one where French kings were coronated for 1,000 years. The streets were empty and the cathedral closed,…

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