Satirical humor columnist Dave Barry would sometimes find unimaginable situations or events to put in his column but to keep his readers from assuming they were fabricated, he would write, “I am not making this up.” Yes, I am not making this up. One of the most reprehensible and dishonorable characters in our nation’s political history now holds its highest…
At the end of September each year we run up to the Pass, away from the rain, under the canopy of golden aspens when the season turns patches of tundra rusty red. An unplanned camping weekend is a chance to wear dirty pants and drink warm beer and do whatever one damn well pleases in the treeless, expansive Canadian wilderness.…
Traveling through the Anchorage airport, I had a chance to visit with Ted Stevens. Ted is dead now 14 years. Maybe many of the passengers passing by his statue on their way to the baggage claim already have no idea about the bronze man on the park bench, his hand extended. I sat down there next to our favorite U.S.…
A year or so ago I went looking for Mike Howard. I heard he was living at Dusty Trails, that he was sick and doctors had cut off his foot. I was hoping to write the story, “Santa Claus Is A Man With One Foot Who Lives in Public Housing.” A big guy with enough fluffy white hair and beard…
I was not expecting to say anything publicly regarding the municipal election but at recent forums our current assembly was unfairly maligned. As mayor, I pledge to work with any assembly members supported by voters, but some things need to be said. The Haines Borough Assembly elected last October has tackled three giant problems left at its doorstep by the…
Because it’s election season, people wanting political power are complaining that our town’s economy is in ruins. That’s not the truth. I know because I’ve heard that line for the 38 years I’ve lived here despite the fact that young, energetic people keep moving here and our town keeps improving. The Haines economy is doing fine, despite attempts by Alaska…
Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys. Make ’em be hydrologists and geotechnical engineers and such. That’s where the money will be. Those will be among the best-paying jobs in Southeast Alaska, where the rains are bringing down our mountainsides – and the homes, driveways and roads located on them – faster than ever. Since 2015, landslides…
August’s warm and sunny weather led to some late summer reverie but the season’s long shadows didn’t lie. The crimson blaze of fireweed turned to gray, seedy fluff. Soon enough clouds shrouded Ripinsky. Soon enough they’ll lift to show us snow. Like squirrels we’ll scurry into our burrows. Until then we will gather up the blueberries and raspberries that grew…
Leaders are obliged to look forward, not back. That’s why I’m opposed to the ballot question that will ask voters in October if they want to increase the amount of the exemption from property taxes that senior citizens enjoy from the first $150,000 of the value of their homes to the first $300,000. Certainly that change would help lower property…
Volunteerism was down at our state fair this year. Two teachers hired last spring haven’t shown up at the Haines School. Word is our runners are quitting the cross-country team, one of the town’s most popular and successful sports programs in recent years. Folks are having a hard time committing. Is it any wonder? The fate of the nation hangs…