Author Archives : Tom Morphet

Lessons of the Haines Pool Sauna Project

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The Haines Pool sauna project didn’t turn out as planned. It turned out much better. Understanding the history of this project is important to knowing how Haines works and to learning how citizens can advance projects in our community even in the face of indifference or opposition from powers-that-be. The sauna was proposed by former borough consultant Darsie Culbeck in…

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Over Time, Louie’s Crazy Dream Is Coming True

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Louie Nelson was a worker bee. The Mud Bay homesteader, inventor and musician liked getting things done. On the Haines Arts Council in the early 1990s, Louie could be counted on to advocate for more brass instrument music and to provide fruit juice for the refreshments stand at every performance.  At council meetings, Louie also advocated for a marching band.…

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Send A Valentine to Donald Trump

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Remember back in October when we had a national debate over whether it was okay to “boo” Donald Trump when he showed up at the World Series? The hand-wringers and apologists said booing the president was “bad form” and that we needed to “respect the dignity of the office,” as though the office of president somehow exists separately from the…

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Cars, Cars, Everywhere

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I was at the front of a line of cars today here in suburban Philadelphia when the traffic light turned green, but there was no place for me to go. The lane I intended to turn into was backed up into the intersection where I sat. It was my first experience of gridlock – so many cars there is no…

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Sledding Toward 60

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We were walking up Tower Road, looking for friends with sleds. I am 58 years old and my companion is 62. I’ve been down south lately, I said to my friend, and I don’t think many 60-year-olds in my hometown are still out sledding. “Ah Haines,” he replied, “Where you can relive your childhood every day.” Indeed you can, and…

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The Manufactured Crisis

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The policing-outside-the-townsite issue that the Haines Borough Assembly can’t seem to resolve is a manufactured crisis. This issue is made of nothing because nothing has changed in local policing except that the number of Alaska State Troopers posted in Haines was reduced from two to one in January 2017. State troopers are still responding to emergencies outside the Haines townsite,…

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Assembly Can Easily Resolve Access Disputes

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Before any more lawsuits or ill will between neighbors, the Haines Borough needs to identify and acquire access to popular public trails, beaches and waterways. In the past five years, longtime users of Chilkoot River and Viking Cove faced off in court against property owners and the results were disastrous. Besides costing tens of thousands of dollars in legal fees,…

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Farewell to Buckwheat Donahue

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(A version of the below tribute was read at Skagway’s memorial celebration for the late Buckwheat Donahue, held Nov. 23, 2019. On the same evening, Lynn Canal Community Players in Haines dedicated the howl during its performance of “Lust for Dust” to Buckwheat, a passionate howler and generous supporter of KHNS and many local causes.) What kind of man drives…

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Tourism Fund Raided, Decimated

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If you operate a business that relies on visitors, you might have an issue with the Haines Borough. It’s been robbing you. Let’s start with a bit of history. Since October 1987 when it was approved by City of Haines voters, 1 percent of municipal sales tax has been dedicated to “tourism development and promotion.” The money was intended to…

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The Bathtub, the Dining Room and the Sunday Paper

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The house I grew up in was built with two accessories we seldom used as intended – a dining room and a large, porcelain bathtub. So small by today’s standards that such homes aren’t even built anymore, our house had one bathroom, three tiny bedrooms, a stand-up kitchen and a living room just big enough for a modest sofa and…

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