Author Archives : Tom Morphet

Death to the Jumbotrons

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In a professional baseball game, the team that holds a lead of at least four runs after the sixth inning has more than a 95 percent chance of winning. The ruinous decline of standards in the United States is nowhere more evident than in the fact that I found the above statistic in a quick Internet search starting with the…

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Manager Pursues Her Own Political Agenda

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In the 2006 horror movie classic, “When A Stranger Calls,” a babysitter is spooked by increasingly ominous prank phone calls.  When she calls the phone company to trace the calls, she gets the most chilling message — that the calls are coming from inside the house. As a Haines Borough Assembly member, I can relate. Our manager, Debra Schnabel, pursues…

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Vote ‘No’ on Booze, Pot Taxes Tuesday; “Yes” in 2020

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This is what to do with your vote on adding a 2 percent tax on sales of alcohol and marijuana: Vote “no” on both measures. Wait one year until a voter initiative — or the assembly — dedicates income from both these taxes to a comprehensive, community recreation program. Vote “yes” on both measures in 2020. About a year ago,…

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Nothing Like the State Fair

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I missed the Southeast Alaska State Fair in Haines this year and had to settle for the big Alaska State Fair in Palmer, which offers junkier junk food, grown men in cowboy hats and a generous serving of Jesus in the form of booths offering ministry to the fallen. It’s a bit different than the Haines fair, which leans toward…

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Highway Project Is No Improvement

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If you’re lucky, you haven’t had the chance to drive the new, smoother and wider section of Haines Highway. It’s no improvement. The road is smoother, and perhaps the lanes are a few inches wider, but the elevation of the roadway and the fact that it is hemmed in by guardrails for miles effectively has narrowed it, eliminating miles of…

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The Hidden Cost of Scott’s $10,000 Raise

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Besides the obvious question of whether Heath Scott deserves to be paid nearly $33,000 more than any other permanent police chief in our town’s history is the matter of the precedent set for a 10 percent pay increase to borough executives. Under his proposed new contract, Scott will make $110,000 annually for 18 months starting in January, then get a…

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Rise of the Fear and Hazard Racket

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A couple decades back, pundits and comedians made hay with the news that new hammers at hardware stores were coming with a written warning about their dangers. But the joke was on us. The Fear and Hazard Racket is now big business, with governments at the local, state and national level cashing in on this message: Be afraid. Be very…

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Borough Staff Will Decide Size of Borough Staff

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“So another part-time position has become permanent?”  — Haines Borough Assembly member Don Turner III, asking borough manager Robert Venables about his proposal to create a full-time “facilities director” position, September 18, 2007. “So long as grants are paying for it.” — Venables’ response. Let the record show: “Liberals” on the Haines Borough Assembly tried to reduce the size of…

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The Shame of Heath Scott’s $10,000 Raise

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Haines Borough manager Debra Schnabel recently increased the pay of police chief Heath Scott to more than $110,000 annually, making Scott the highest-paid police chief in borough history, by $33,000. (Bill Musser, the last, permanent chief previous to Scott, was paid $76,877, according to borough finance department.) Scott had been making $100,000 annually and getting $50,000 in benefits, and was…

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On Expanding Police, Don’t Be Fooled, Again

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Don’t be fooled. A ballot measure asking Haines Borough voters to expand police powers to the roaded boundaries of the municipality would give the borough power to tax residents in outlying areas for those times that townsite police choose to drive out there. Don’t let proponents of this change tell you otherwise. The power to deliver a service is the…

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