Author Archives : Tom Morphet

Logic of a Motor Vehicle Fuel Tax

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One day soon, the Haines Borough will need a pile of money and the best way to get it is taxation that taps into pockets of special interest wealth rather than broad-based taxes that are generally regressive, forcing all to pay an equal percentage of their money for services that are not enjoyed so equally. Exhibit A of these special…

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Secrets of the Borough Union Contract

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As it has been for years, the recent negotiation of a union contract with Haines Borough employees was a secretive, then rushed affair that did not serve the interests of the borough, its elected leaders, union workers, or the general public. About 15 years ago, the union and borough leaders agreed that all negotiation issues – such as what workers…

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Pay Assembly Expenses, But Not More

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The Haines Borough may soon be asking you for more tax support to keep it afloat. That’s understandable. Our government leaders in Alaska and Washington, D.C. at one time believed that they owed support to places like Haines, and we received it. That was about 30 years ago, before our national ethos shifted from “women and children first” to “every…

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Let’s Not Blow Up the Boulder Again

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Three years ago last March, a living-room-sized boulder rolled off a mountainside and into the ferry terminal parking lot. The boulder wasn’t just big, it was preposterously big. At the sight of it, people either laughed or swore. Smooth and rounded at its edges like a giant beach pebble, it resembled something drawn by an animator of the old Flintstones…

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Aqueous Storage Is About Constantine

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Let’s get some things straight about the “aqueous storage” ordinance before the Haines Borough Assembly. The ordinance is all about Constantine Minerals Resources’ development of a mine near 40 Mile. That was its origin and its motivation, and that’s perfectly okay. It’s unclear that the State of Alaska can adequately protect the Klehini River from mine pollution, as the state…

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Great Trees I Have Known

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Cutting through downtown on a summer evening walk a few years ago, I heard giggling from above. Looking up, I spied what appeared to be two teenagers perched in a makeshift treehouse about 15 feet up a big spruce tree between the Senior Village and the health clinic along First Avenue. The couple had built or discovered a nest of…

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Replace Your Shovel Handles

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A mystery of consumer economics is that a new handle for a garden shovel in Haines costs $23, more than twice the $10 cost of a new shovel. Admittedly, a $10 shovel doesn’t come with a lifetime guarantee. Its blade is stamped out of cheap sheet metal, not forged from quality steel. Its bulky handle likely hides a core of…

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Can We Adults Be Done with ‘Crying’?

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What is it when tears well up and leak from us during moments of great emotion? And why are we so uncomfortable with this natural, biological function? I recently had cause to cry a lot, sometimes in public, and I was surprised by the reaction of those around me. An adult crying evokes a response in strangers that can be…

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Beware the Strongman Ascendant

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  Nearly 40 years ago I stood in a factory parking lot in South Milwaukee, listening to presidential candidate Ronald Reagan address a crowd. Religious radicals in Iran held 52 Americans hostage, and the nation was frustrated and angry thanks in part to a TV show titled: “The Hostage Crisis,” which covered the story daily, even when there was no…

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The Ease of Living Far Away

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Family tragedies drew me back to Media, Pa., my hometown, for two months. My time out was an education in areas ranging from depression, suicide, and grieving to hospital care, probate and freeway driving. Little of it was fun and most of it was like flossing, a necessary bother. A sizable part of my time was spent navigating family politics,…

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