Author Archives : Tom Morphet

The Cost of the Decline of the Printed Word

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“People under 30 don’t read printed material.” First and Pike News owner Lee Lauckhart, 2019   Alaska Airlines magazine is gone. The newsstand at Seattle’s Pike Place Market is gone. Newspapers are almost gone from Hudson News at the airport. See if you can find them. They’re tucked back in the corner, beneath pop fiction. Hudson News has officially dropped…

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Dick Flegel’s Superpower Was Sticking Around

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It’s hard to remember Fourth of Julys in Haines without thinking of Dick Flegel and Erwin Hertz. Hertz organized arm-wrestling competitions, nail-pounding, and the Mad Raft Race while Dick put on the games for youngsters at Tlingit Park. Between the two of them, they held down quite a bit of our fun on the Fourth. Of course, Flegel’s connections and…

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This Fourth of July, Remember Valmy

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Perched on a hill in the rolling farmlands of eastern France stands a lone windmill, or “moulin” in French, a towering structure on those low fields, so stark and out of place that a passerby can’t help but stop in curiosity. The place is Valmy, in the Champagne region, an area that boasts the world’s most valuable grapes and some…

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Chamber of Commerce Needs New Direction

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Andrew Letchworth is leaving town, and that’s too bad. Andrew is a respectful, thoughtful and kind man who headed up the Haines Chamber of Commerce the past few years. He’s young and energetic but had the unenviable job of standing up at public meetings and speaking for industrial development of this place that most closely resembles a national park. It’s…

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The Problem With Appointments

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Let’s start with the basics: In our political system, where individuals are asked to serve as representatives of many other people, choosing those individuals by appointment is a lousy way to go. People should be able to elect the people who lord over them. That was the point of the American Revolution and every other democratic revolution in history. But…

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How to Avoid A $57,000 Black Eye

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A friend remarked that the $57,000 the Haines Borough on cutting brush to eliminate “bear hiding places” is as much money as he spent building his house. When a government action becomes a joke, it’s a mistake, and jokes about the government undermine support for government. Until we come up with a better way to make decisions, we need a…

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Culture Wars Galore

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“Small-town hatreds…verging on civil war, have happened everywhere in this country: over a man shooting a neighbor’s dog; over one kid’s slapping another; over a dead relative’s will; over which farmer was first in line at the grain elevator; over hiring a new preacher. It’s small and disgusting, but it’s America. And I reckon we might as well get used…

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Winter Ends When It Damn Well Wants To

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It’s not an early spring. Few are. So few are that a person can almost name the years they happened. There were a few in the early 1990s so warm and dry that our forester put up signs warning of wildfire danger. You can mark these years by what you were doing at the time, things like Easter egg-hunting in…

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My History As A Cross-Dresser

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Note to readers: This column was written one day prior to the Haines Love Parade on Saturday, April 8 where I wore a teal dress and pink wig. I regret I didn’t have time to find a nice pair of heels. I have dressed as a woman in public three times during my 37 years in Haines. Mostly, these were…

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Winterfest: Easy Win for New Tourism Director

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Rebecca Hylton’s first job as our new tourism director should be putting the finishing touches on Winterfest weekend in Haines. Former tourism director Leslie Ross provided the vision of combining several winter events, including the state fair’s winter games, the Miles Klehini Ski Classic and the Koot to Kat Mountain Adventure race on the same weekend at the end of…

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