Author Archives : Tom Morphet

Tourism Program Isn’t Broken; Don’t Fix It

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Nothing in politics gets attention like a pile of money not vigorously defended. So explains yet another attempt to part out the Haines Borough’s tourism program and the 1 percent sales tax revenues that make it work. The latest is a pitch by borough manager Annette Kreitzer to eliminate the town’s tourism director job and to contract out the duties…

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Lucy and Josh Lived the Dream

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When I was a child, my father would sing to me to sleep with “The Big Rock Candy Mountain,” an ode to hobos and a life lived freely as a wandering bum. On the Big Rock Candy Mountain, lemonade bubbled up from springs, cigarettes grew on trees and they hung the jerk who invented work. It was an odd lullaby.…

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Bring Young People In from the Cold

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Over time, the Haines Borough Assembly’s mistaken decision in 2011 to demolish the former elementary school gym becomes more egregious. As our weather becomes more extreme, as our device-obsessed children fall into obesity, as we learn more about the importance of regular, strenuous exercise, it’s clear that we need more opportunities for year-round physical recreation. The historic closure of our…

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How to Cabin at Chilkat State Park

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We just returned from a night at Chilkat State Park public use cabin. Here are some tips: RENTING THE CABIN The cabin, officially “Glacier View Cabin,” can be rented online only. The rate is $60 per night. Rentals are limited to three consecutive nights. Go online to dnr.alaska.gov/parks/aspcabins/glacierviewcabin.htm. At the bottom of the page, click on “Check Availability on Reserve…

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Thank Judy for the Condoms

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It’s virtually never that the town of Haines gets ahead of major, European nations on enlightened social policy, so this bears reporting: France made news this week in announcing free condoms for citizens aged 18 to 25. Haines has offered free condoms for more than 25 years – to anyone. There’s a grab-box of complimentary rubbers mounted on the outside…

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God, Send Another Joe Price

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Where is Joe Price when you need him? Joe was a Haines kid with a sharp mind and enough backbone to challenge the Haines Borough’s school administration – and win. The issue was a proposal from then principal Gary Matthews to use a breathalyzer at high school dances to see if students might be nipping at a flask of firewater.…

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Thanksgiving with a Trailblazer

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I knew about four people in Alaska when I was invited to an “orphan’s Thanksgiving” in Anchorage in 1984. I had overstayed my plans to head south at summer’s end and was living in an apartment behind a strip mall on dreary East Tudor Road. November had been the coldest and darkest of my experiences with cold and dark. I…

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Open Letter to Lisa Murkowski

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Sen. Murkowski: Congratulations on your recent re-election. I’m sorry that the nature of politics compelled you to go on television during the campaign saying that you loved Alaska to the bottom of your heart. Your long career in office leaves no doubt that you are most dedicated to our state, exponentially more so than your recent challenger. I am writing…

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The Delightful Obsession of Sport Fishing

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A few weeks when I became so obsessed in my efforts to catch a coho I started trolling Main Street looking for anyone who could help me get my canoe in the water, I got to thinking about Jack Hemingway. The son of Ernest, the famous writer, Jack was an angler so possessed that he packed his fly rod when…

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Another Peltola Win Needn’t Be A Fluke

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Mary Peltola stands a chance of being re-elected to the U.S. House of Representatives. If she does, Democrats might be onto a formula for winning and holding statewide office, but only if the Alaska Republican Party clown car stays full of shills, carpet-baggers and stooges. Peltola would be no match for a Jay Hammond or even a Wally Hickel or…

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