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How to Avoid A $57,000 Black Eye

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A friend remarked that the $57,000 the Haines Borough on cutting brush to eliminate “bear hiding places” is as much money as he spent building his house. When a government action becomes a joke, it’s a mistake, and jokes about the government undermine support for government. Until we come up with a better way to make decisions, we need a…

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Culture Wars Galore

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“Small-town hatreds…verging on civil war, have happened everywhere in this country: over a man shooting a neighbor’s dog; over one kid’s slapping another; over a dead relative’s will; over which farmer was first in line at the grain elevator; over hiring a new preacher. It’s small and disgusting, but it’s America. And I reckon we might as well get used…

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Winter Ends When It Damn Well Wants To

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It’s not an early spring. Few are. So few are that a person can almost name the years they happened. There were a few in the early 1990s so warm and dry that our forester put up signs warning of wildfire danger. You can mark these years by what you were doing at the time, things like Easter egg-hunting in…

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My History As A Cross-Dresser

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Note to readers: This column was written one day prior to the Haines Love Parade on Saturday, April 8 where I wore a teal dress and pink wig. I regret I didn’t have time to find a nice pair of heels. I have dressed as a woman in public three times during my 37 years in Haines. Mostly, these were…

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Winterfest: Easy Win for New Tourism Director

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Rebecca Hylton’s first job as our new tourism director should be putting the finishing touches on Winterfest weekend in Haines. Former tourism director Leslie Ross provided the vision of combining several winter events, including the state fair’s winter games, the Miles Klehini Ski Classic and the Koot to Kat Mountain Adventure race on the same weekend at the end of…

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Give Chilkoot Park to the Chilkoots

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The Haines Borough plans on speaking with the state’s Division of Parks about its plans to close Portage Cove campground. Don’t expect much. Borough manager Annette Kreitzer already has said the borough doesn’t have the money to operate a campground, even one as puny as Portage Cove. The state already has abandoned its campground at Mosquito Lake and can’t seem…

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Why We Should Elect Our Planning Commission

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“Recently (the borough planning commission) has become the object of scorn, derision and angry letters to the paper and a movement to abolish the appointed board and replace it with an elected one. What has happened here? I think this has happened because the planning commission has not followed borough code.” — Former planning commission chairman Rob Goldberg, who was…

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Saturday Night at Mosquito Lake Center

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Saturday night was “Board Game Night” at Mosquito Lake Community Center. A sign on the front of the building said, “You Belong Here.” A bulletin board at the entrance was covered with postings about the center and what was going on there, and other notices of interest to folks who live up the highway. Inside the center were jigsaw puzzles…

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Don Turner Jr.’s Letter About Tyler Huling

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On Jan. 9, the day before last Tuesday’s assembly meeting, Haines Borough Planning Commissioner Don Turner Jr. submitted the following letter, in writing, to the Haines Borough. I’m printing the letter here exactly as Turner wrote it. (“Miss Huling” refers to assembly member Tyler Huling and “LCC” to Lynn Canal Conservation, apparently.) “Manager, Mayor, Assembly Members:        …

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Chilkats Pay Visit to Borough

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The Chilkat Indian Village doesn’t strike out in local politics. It bats one thousand. The tribe doesn’t play against minor league teams like the Haines Borough, so residents and borough officials witnessed a rare occasion when the village’s big guns put on a batting clinic at Tuesday’s assembly meeting. Jones Hotch Jr., the village council vice-president, came with a kind…

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