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It’s Class War, and the Rich Are Winning

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  “Yes and through this life I’ve wandered, I’ve seen lots of funny men. Some will rob you with a six-gun, and some with a fountain pen.” Woody Guthrie, “Pretty Boy Floyd,” 1939.   It’s ironic that 40 years ago, when Earth First! was being vilified for sabotaging development projects, a small group of wealthy people were getting to work…

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Gov. Mongo and The Gipper

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  Alaska Gov. Mike Dunleavy created a ruckus last week with his draconian budget proposal, neatly sparing the oil industry while proposing to decimate Alaska’s public institutions and rain down hell on schools and municipalities. You can call Dunleavy a lot of things – Gov. Mongo, Caribou Trumpie, Wasilla’s Revenge – but don’t call him a liar. Dunleavy promised bigger…

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All Hail the Mighty Bingle

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I chatted up former Haines city administrator Tom Healy during a chance meeting on the ferry a couple years back and he got to reminiscing about things he appreciated about Haines. Healy had gone on to work many years as the municipal manager of Palmer, Alaska. The Haines barter economy, Healy said, was one of the interesting facets about the…

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Gathering Together Threads of a Life

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After five weeks out, I returned to Alaska with a pocketful of Cape May diamonds* and a new appreciation for family and the people from my childhood. We are patching things back together following the death of my father, as all families do. Siblings take on new roles to fill the gap. Life goes on. My dad was good, a…

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Returning to My Hometown

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I’m back in Media, Pa., my hometown, promoted without irony as “Everybody’s Hometown.” Media has a picturesque main street lined with storefronts, featuring a trolley car and a grand theater and few stone buildings any one of which, placed in Haines, Alaska, would be crowned as an architectural wonder. Miniaturized in plastic, it’s the kind of place assembled alongside toy…

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Windfall Could Save or Doom the Chilkoot

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The state Division of Parks, which had about $600,000 in hand for improving the bear-people situation along the Chilkoot River, just received another $1.5 million for its project. That should be good news, but it could be the opposite, depending on what Parks does with the dough. The Chilkoot desperately needs a fix. Condemned by some longtime visitors as a…

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About Brett and Lisa

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You have to give Lisa Murkowski credit. No, not for voting against the nomination of Brett Kavanaugh. That was a no-brainer. But for the stellar performance she gave making her decision appear difficult. Notify the Academy for a Best Supporting Actress nomination. Murkowski, to all the world, agonized about this decision. Fretted over it. Lost sleep. Put her seat in…

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Theater Review: ‘Princess Sophia’

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“The Sinking of the Princess Sophia” hits some high notes for drama in Haines, including timeliness, a tight, locally produced script, strong casting and clever use of the Chilkat Center’s new, multi-media effects. The trajectory of the play-and-slide-show tableau borrows generously from Ken Coates and Bill Morrison’s 1991 classic, “The Sinking of the Princess Sophia: Taking the North Down with…

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Drawing the Line at ‘Kiddos’

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I guess it had to come to this, what with books and learning out the window, the rule of law on the trash heap, and a Visigoth in the White House. Our little ones, already struggling as “kids,” have been downgraded to “kiddos.” I first heard this reference a few years ago at a Haines School Board meeting, where a…

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The Coolest Thing About Haines

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The coolest thing about Haines is not glacier-capped peaks, wilderness kayaking or the hip atmosphere at the Fireweed Restaurant. It’s a full retail sector owned entirely by residents. That’s right. Not a chain store in sight, not even a Starbucks. Skagway can’t make such a boast, nor can Juneau, Sitka or Ketchikan. Starbucks has its teeth in Skagway, and on…

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