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Returning to My Hometown

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I’m back in Media, Pa., my hometown, promoted without irony as “Everybody’s Hometown.” Media has a picturesque main street lined with storefronts, featuring a trolley car and a grand theater and few stone buildings any one of which, placed in Haines, Alaska, would be crowned as an architectural wonder. Miniaturized in plastic, it’s the kind of place assembled alongside toy…

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Windfall Could Save or Doom the Chilkoot

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The state Division of Parks, which had about $600,000 in hand for improving the bear-people situation along the Chilkoot River, just received another $1.5 million for its project. That should be good news, but it could be the opposite, depending on what Parks does with the dough. The Chilkoot desperately needs a fix. Condemned by some longtime visitors as a…

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About Brett and Lisa

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You have to give Lisa Murkowski credit. No, not for voting against the nomination of Brett Kavanaugh. That was a no-brainer. But for the stellar performance she gave making her decision appear difficult. Notify the Academy for a Best Supporting Actress nomination. Murkowski, to all the world, agonized about this decision. Fretted over it. Lost sleep. Put her seat in…

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Theater Review: ‘Princess Sophia’

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“The Sinking of the Princess Sophia” hits some high notes for drama in Haines, including timeliness, a tight, locally produced script, strong casting and clever use of the Chilkat Center’s new, multi-media effects. The trajectory of the play-and-slide-show tableau borrows generously from Ken Coates and Bill Morrison’s 1991 classic, “The Sinking of the Princess Sophia: Taking the North Down with…

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Drawing the Line at ‘Kiddos’

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I guess it had to come to this, what with books and learning out the window, the rule of law on the trash heap, and a Visigoth in the White House. Our little ones, already struggling as “kids,” have been downgraded to “kiddos.” I first heard this reference a few years ago at a Haines School Board meeting, where a…

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The Coolest Thing About Haines

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The coolest thing about Haines is not glacier-capped peaks, wilderness kayaking or the hip atmosphere at the Fireweed Restaurant. It’s a full retail sector owned entirely by residents. That’s right. Not a chain store in sight, not even a Starbucks. Skagway can’t make such a boast, nor can Juneau, Sitka or Ketchikan. Starbucks has its teeth in Skagway, and on…

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The End of the Phone Book?

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If you still have your 2017 AP&T phone book, the yellow one with the picture of the bear cub munching a hunk of salmon on the cover, hang on to it. The new phone book is a mess, and next year’s may not be better. (Also, new books weren’t mailed to customers this year. You must pick yours up at…

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Remembering Will Rogers

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I just finished a book of Will Rogers newspaper columns and was impressed with the range of Will’s literary lasso. Not to be confused with “King of the Cowboys” Roy Rogers of Trigger and Dale Evans fame, Rogers became a national hero in the early 1900s. He was an Oklahoma cowhand who performed rope tricks in stage shows, then went…

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Batter Up!

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Registration continues this Saturday, April 7, for little league baseball in Haines. Sign your child up. Little league builds character, and the worse player you are, the more character you build. When it comes to little league, it’s all good, and I don’t say that lightly. “It’s all good” is an expression I can’t stand. In the annals of little…

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Klukwan Has Reason to be Wary

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The Chilkat Indian Village of Klukwan rankled some people in Haines in November when it joined a lawsuit against the federal Bureau of Land Management, saying the agency should consider effects of a mine’s development now, not later. Constantine Metal Resources, the Canadian firm that’s exploring an ore deposit near the Canada border, has said it’s still a distance from…

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