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Olympics Still the Best Show on TV

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I was a freak for the Olympic Games from the moment I first saw them. An early memory was dragging a mattress outside and using some boards and nails and mom’s clothesline pole to fashion a high-jump pit in our backyard. Fortunately, I married a fellow fan, a former women’s hockey player who was paid real money to teach cross-country…

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Too Much and Too Little of A Good Thing

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The climate people say the Winter Olympics may go away for lack of snow. In Beijing, skiers complain about surfaces of man-made snow that diminish their performances. In the Alps, reflective tarps are used to preserve glaciers, huge tourist attractions that are melting away. In Haines, a half-dozen or more skiers leave every winter for trips to Washington or Colorado,…

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Swimming with the Polar Bears

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Linda was sitting on a log at the water’s edge, smoking a cigarette and nipping at a flask bottle of hootch. If ever there’s been a more fitting image of the Haines Polar Bear Dip, I haven’t seen it. We’re a ragtag crew, not an elite athlete in the lot. Linda is neither young nor petite and she sank in…

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Rethinking MLK Jr. Day

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It’s Martin Luther King Jr. Day and I haven’t done a damned thing to promote racial unity or end discrimination. That’s mostly my own fault, of course, but some of the fault lies with society and how, by deifying our heroes, we so often diminish their message. First, it’s a safe bet that MLK would not have been okay with…

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The Appeal of the Legend of An Object Gone Missing

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The notary public embosser used by Sol Ripinsky was returned to the Sheldon Museum last month, but half of the die – the part that sqeezes a piece of paper into a raised insignia – is missing. The embosser came from a house, an old Army building on Union Street that Richard and Mary Manuel had spent decades filling shoulder…

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What Is News?

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Not unlike Sarah Palin, the fat, philandering, bankrupt businessman who masqueraded as president liked to bash the press. But “lamestream media” and “fake news” are hardly new. Fifty years ago, soon-to-be disgraced U.S. Vice President Spiro Agnew lambasted reporters as “nattering nabobs of negativism.” Not that press criticisms are the exclusive domain of the right. Progressives can be just as…

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Forget Term Limits, Follow the Money

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Unless you want political leaders who are as inept as well as corrupt, stop already with the term-limits memes. It’s not longevity in office that’s corrupting our political system, it’s money. You could replace every member of Congress and Senate every year and get the same result of what we have today – a state and federal government that have…

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We’ve Been This Stupid Before

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If you’re depressed that we’ve been stupid about the COVID-19 crisis, buck up and learn a little from the past. As a species, we’ve been this stupid before. Plenty of times. And we’ll be this dumb again, and again. We tend to forget that we’re only the planet’s smartest ape. Dolphins have bigger brains. We are still evolving. Consider that…

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Afghanistan? Just Another Rerun

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Almost 50 years ago during and after the turmoil of the Vietnam debacle, a most popular TV show featured two hip Army surgeons wise-cracking about the lunacy of war while working wrist-deep in its horrors. A Saturday Night Live skit from the same era mocked TV commercials aimed at recruiting soldiers. As a nation riven by government-sanctioned killing and its…

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Indeed, It’s North to the Future

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I drove north last weekend to see my shadow, to use fifth gear again, to look out at something that was not familiar. I wasn’t disappointed because thankfully, Canada’s still up there, all sunny and civil and kind. Oh, Canada, land of immaculate campground restrooms and free firewood, land of public trails and parks and ice rinks and drivers who…

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